Is this a serious talk, mom?
Use this fucking slut
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Don't let it slip out again!
I love your ideas, honey
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out
Solid presentation prep, boss